Hasbro Is Finally Making the Emo Spider-Man 3 Action Figure of Your Dreams

Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man was a sensation; his Spider-Man 2 was a near-masterpiece. So Spider-Man 3 should have been the best one yet—and while it indeed raked in a ton of cash, the movie itself proved a head-scratching experience for fans, and still is even 18 years later. Hasbro knows you have a love-hate relationship with one of the oddest superhero movies of all time, and has just announced the most perfectly emo action figure to encapsulate all your feelings.

The Hasbro Marvel Legends Spider-Man 3 action figure is posable and features, yes, the alien symbiote-infected black Spidey suit as well as alternate hands and an unmasked Peter Parker head. The latter is key, because that’s how you get the full glory of Tobey Maguire’s sullen expression and inky hair swoop, suitable for displaying on your shelf or recreating your dream 2007 MySpace profile pic.

Here’s more looks at the figure, which will set you back $30 and goes up for pre-order on Hasbro Pulse April 3.

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