This BlackBerry Ripoff Is My Only Hope at Feeling Young Again

I love my phone. Guys, no… I love my phone so much. I hate that I love my phone, but I love it nonetheless. I love my phone so much that I spend all day typing stupid little words into its stupid little screen and waiting for stupid little responses. I love my phone, but it does not love me, especially when it comes to typing. I’m so bad at typing. If there were a contest to try and fail to type the least amount of words in the most amount of attempts, I’d win the triple crown platinum all-time iron chef trophy (on one leg with my eyes closed). That’s a me problem for sure, but if you’re old enough to remember a time before social media, it may be a you problem, too.

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Don’t worry, though; there’s a solution to your God-awful typing, and it’s been under your nose for a long time, technically. The solution: this blatant BlackBerry ripoff with a physical keyboard, Android 15, and 5G connectivity.

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